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Thursday, September 11, 2003

Regrets...
I've had a few.
But then again,
Too few to mention!
--"My Way",
written by Paul Anka
When I hear that song, I think of Frank Sinatra, and sometimes Elvis or Sid Vicious -- all of whom have been known to perform, in their own unique manner, that wonderful song. Wonderful because -- though I don't always enjoy hearing it, I've heard it so much -- the song is a wonderful personal anthem. That's something we all need: a personal anthem. A song that praises our individuality; a mark of devotion to oneself. After all, they say you're going to have a helluva time loving anyone else unless you've first learned to love yourself, right?

This is not to replace your love for your God, or your spouse, or your family. I'm simply saying that we all need to give ourselves a bit more self-love at this time of year. (No, not that type of self-love !) Too many of us beat up on ourselves throughout the year, and then nearly destroy ourselves at year's end. No wonder there are so many suicides during the Holidays; the messages bombarding us are to Buy Buy Buy and to Give Give Give -- but what if you have nothing to give but love? If you have a dearth of that good stuff, then you'll have a bitch of a time spreading it around to your neighbors.

So be good to yourself, whether you're Christian, Pagan, Wiccan, Athiest, Hindu, Islamic, Mormon, Podcastin, or otherwise. Don't take the pills, they won't do you or anyone else any good; you'll simply miss out on the Next Big Thing (which may turn out to be Your Next Big Thing). Just do things your own way, singing that little hymn as you do so:
For what is a man,
What has he got?
If not himself,
Then he has naught.
To say the things,
He truly feels,
And not the words,
Of one who kneels.
The record shows,
I took the blows
And did it my way!

Friday, July 14, 2006

Clown school is going very well. Professor Dush E. Bagg (he makes us call him that) gave me a Golden Apple for my efforts. I was so excited I lost my nose, and then stepped on it by mistake. I'll have to head to the Commedia dell'Arte Boutique to pick up a new one. I've been meaning to get a new one, anyway. One that's less imposing. I think the one I'd been using was a bit too large. And red. Nobody wears red noses anymore, only amateurs.

Shirley Seal has been really getting on my nerves, though. I don't know why that broad's got to keep barking all the time. Do seals really bark like that every aching moment? I thought seals were supposed to be cute. I don't believe her concept of a seal clown is going to work, anyway; she's just trying to copy that penguin dude. (Who seems to think he's Chaplin. Can't anyone be original? They probably all grew up reading too many books or something.)

Those clowns aside, it's been a great experience, overall. I can already sense that I'm going to make the best clown. I just wish those stinkin' kids would leave me alone when I'm walking to class. If one more little brat grabs my pants and asks me to squeeze my nose, I swear I'm going to clobber him with my Floppy Bat. Their littly grubby hands always get my nicely-pressed knickers dirty. I can't stand them little bitches.

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I once posted, in this space (this right column), the following:

If I had friends they would be listed here

That particular bit o' text, that silly and idiotic phrase, was repeated a dozen or two dozen or so times and was intended to be temporary. I had been working on a project -- a new layout for this blog -- and had intended for that text to be placeholder content. That is, the text was supposed to temporarily replace the content that had previously occupied this column (which was a list of links to friends -- that is, other blogs and web sites I linked to). I didn't know what content I was going to place into that (this) space, so I placed a bunch of duplicate phrases here as a placeholder so that I would remember to fill in this space again later.

At the same time, I thought I was being cute with the heading:

NEW & IMPROVED FRIENDS!

The fact remains: I still don't know what content to put here, in this column. Links again? Pictures? Video? Audio? Ads? Oh, hell no! It hasn't come to me yet, but I'm sure it will eventually, and when it does it'll come quick and (as usual) with consequences.